goes to the group of graduate students who threatened Eddy Campbell with a Kraken:
Then, they or one of their sympathizers left the following message in the comments section:
Deep beneath the foaming billows,
Something suddenly amiss,
As a creature wakes from slumber
In the bottomless abyss.
And a panic fills the ocean,
Every fish and frenzied flea,
For the Kraken has awakened at the bottom of the sea…
Best. Metaphor. Ever.